"Wow, look at that! Two beautiful cubs, popping out of the weeds.
"Being out here in the wilderness, this is the joy of wildlife, the joy of life itself. You have to be in shape to live with the bears, like Dave Sikorski — who runs marathons, like they did in ancient Greece. Dave grew up in Scranton, but you can't hold that against him, no sir. Dave drank from the fountain of knowledge, absolutely, but it was mostly beer.
Does it get any better than this, living with the bears?
"The cubs are playful aren't they? Wait, mama bear just spotted me. Oh no, here she comes... no, no, OHHHHHHH, give me my pants back, Jane, Jane, call the Mansfield police. Whoaaaaaaa, she's dragging me into the weeds, I can't see where I'm goin.'
"Now she's licking my face. Hey, get out of there, don't touch those. Oh NNNooooooooooo!"
We're sorry, this will be continued later.
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