Cuz Sends in Photos While Mr. Terry and Miss Jannie Vacation in Lilliehammer

See explanation below photos...

How many deer are in this photo and where are they? Caution, don't look at this puzzle if you drank too much red wine.

Where are these turkeys headed? The last one better get out of the street, he's not in Mr. Mudge's neighborhood. Or is it a she? Don't know. Mr. Detar will know.

Mr. Bob's Back Yard

While Mr. Terry and Miss Jannie are vacationing in Lilliehammer and attending an animal rights conference —  first cousin  Bob Costello, a loyal Mr. Terry's Wildlife Neighborhood follower, sent in these photos, taken near his Yardley, Pennsylvania, home.

Critter Control of Bucks County says that deer and turkey are a major problem in Yardley and can only be prevented from over populating the town, located some 30 miles northeast  of Philadelphia, with serious prevention techniques.

Here is what Critter Control of Bucks County advises to keep turkey and deer out of your yard.

1. Don't have a garden. Buy stuff at Whole Foods. If you can't afford Whole Foods you shouldn't be living in Yardley.

2. If you do have a garden, put up a 10 foot fence with barbed wire and spot lights. Plus, it's a good idea to have noise enhancers, but if you do — you know, use noise enhancers — hire an attorney for when your neighbors sue you. CC recommends an 18-wheeler train horn boosted at ten times the normal level by a GSS10 in-ground subwoofer."Watch them little critters run then."

3. Learn how to use one of the following: 30-30, 30 oh 6, AK-47, smoke grenades, shoulder held grenade launcher, and tear gas canisters. If you go this route, refer to the last part of point 2.

4. If you have a lot of turkey dung in and around your said property, contact Mr. Terry in Mansfield, Pa, because most likely your birds are pooping at night and Mr. Terry is a night camera expert. Also, turkey dung is great to put in your garden. Oh, wait, you can't have a garden. Sorry.

5. Finally, if the deer are about to overrun you, call Steve at Godshalls Poultry at the Reading Terminal. He's an expert in the use of all of the items in point 3, and he'll skin and gut it for you right in your yard. 

Nice of him, huh?