Mr. Terry Gets the Super Duper Grand Slam

Mr. Terry and Miss Jannie must have been up partying all night to get this fantastic shot!

The black bear is the largest mammal in Pennsylvania. The population of black bear in Pennsylvania has increased from 4,000 in 1970 to 14,000 today, according to the Pennsylvania Game Commission. The game commission also says that three times as many hunters are in the woods hunting black bear than in 1970.

Of course, the game commission doesn't have any statistics on Mr. Terry. A call was placed inquiring about that and field agent Aye-Aye Wombat said no statistics are available on the game Mr. Terry "shoots." In fact, Wombat stated, "Heh, heh, I've heard of Mr. Rodgers but not Mr. Terry, heh, heh." No wonder the game counts are so screwed up.

In last week's Wellsboro Gazette, a dude was pictured on the front page of the paper for getting the "grand slam" of hunting: Bagging (city speak for killing) an elk, bear, turkey, and deer, in one season, which, the annoying newspaper claimed, was the first in 37 years. Perhaps this dude should be sent to North Philly to teach the drug dealers how to shoot, so no more innocent children get shot watching television. Just an idea.

Anyway, in that case, Mr. Terry should get the "Super-Duper Grand Slam," and the nice part about Mr. Terry's SD grand slam is that all of the fine looking animals live to see another day. Super Duper, is that store still in Mansfield? It was annoying, too.

In the photo below, Mr. Terry proves that the Gang Orange of huntin' season do miss a few.

The website's editors are wondering how many hunters shot at this beauty.